I just.... I was eating a cookie and I had to spit it out because I was dying too much and I was honestly too fucking afraid to swallow. Honestly. That dance segment on Idol with Paula fucking teaching them how to dance was the very definition of TMTH. I DID NOT EXPECT REHEARSAL FOOTAGE. AND IT STARTS OUT WITH "DANCE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW" AND I ( Read more... )

Someone finally got the bright idea to have a camera on Paula like, all the time. I am being slayed with her adorableness tonight. The dancing and the mouthing the words and the singing and the loving MJ and goddamn, goddamn ( Read more... )

KLSJDHFAS. "If you could write a love song for Simon and Paula, what would you call it?" KJSHDFKSJA. see, wth, they are so nonchalant about it, THEY ARE TOTALLY DOING IT. their chemistry is accepted fact ( Read more... )

DAVID DUCHOVNY WAS AT AMERICAN IDOL TONIGHT. THE_JUSTINER, WERE YOU LOSING YOUR SHIT?! BECAUSE I WAS OFFICIALLY LOSING MY SHIT ( Read more... )

SCREAMING SDKJLFH ASKLDJFH ASKJHFD ASLKJDHF LAKSJDHF AKLJSHF KLSAJDHF KALJSDHF AKSJHF ( Read more... )

WHERE'S THE BEEF?
He wants meat.

I hope they raise as much money as they did last year. I hope you consider donating if you can, and if you can't, I hope you spread the word or consider donating your time. Use what you have. ♥


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( The other day, I threw a quarter into a fountain and wished to see her. Today, it started at 11:11am - my sister said it was 11:11 and told me to make a wish. I wished to hug Paula Abdul today. )

PAULA JULIE ABDUL, I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE SO PRETTY TONIGHT. YOUR HAIR AND YOUR METALLIC TOP. IF ANYONE FINDS CAPS, PLEASE TO BE POINTING ME TO THEM, THX.

might edit this as Idol goes on. If anything lj-worthy happens besides Paula's unhuman levels of gorgeous.

Michael Johns - have my babies.

Jason looks like Lisa Edelstein.

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CARLY SINGING I DROVE ALL NIGHT. SERIOUSLY, DID IDOL CONTESTANTS EVER SING CÉLINE THIS MUCH AND I JUST NEVER NOTICED BECAUSE I NEVER CARED? BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD NO ONE EVER SANG HER THIS MUCH THAN THEY'RE DOING THIS YEAR ( Read more... )